"I NEED TO POST PICTURES OF HOT DUDES EATING STUFF ON TUMBLR!" is what I said to my writing partner in the middle of our meeting. She said "Sit the hell down and help me write this sketch show!" But I couldn’t sit down. Not after I imagined what my life as a hot dude eating food blogger would be like. Maybe I’m the Highlander, but I don’t roam the countryside looking for other immortals to fight. I search the internet for pics of hot dudes shoving food in their faces. And as I stood there starry eyed and smiling she said "Tanisha you’re a pervert with entirely too much time on your hands. To which I replied "That may be true but, you’ve been staring at a GIF of Ryan Gosling eating pizza for the last ten minuets. So who’s the pervert now?"